Why are Reese's NutRageous Bars the best food on earth? Well, you're about to find out! The simple acronym N.U.T.S. explains it all. Ready to learn something?? Well, read on! I'll explain the consonants first and the vowel later.
N is for nutrition. Reese's NutRageous Bars are in fact very nutritious. They have protein, calcium, and iron, all essential for a healthy body. And, if you read the indgredients, you'll find that a Reese's NutRageous Bar contains all four food groups, making it a well balanced meal! It has milk (dairy), corn syrup (vegetable), peanuts (considered part of the meat group), and palm kernel (a grain). It's so nutritious, we ought to say, "A Reese's NutRageous Bar a day keeps the doctor away."
T is for taste. If you've never had a Reese's NutRageous Bar, then there is simply no way for you to know what a joy it is to taste one. Your mouth simply overflows with joy. Every tastebud harmonizes in a chorus of satisfaction. Nothing on earth is quite like it.
S is for sensible cost. How much would you expect to pay for something as fantastic as the Reese's NutRageous Bar? One hundred dollars, perhaps? Or perhaps the infamous $19.95? Well, I've phenomenal news for you: the fabulous Reese's NutRageous Bar can be yours for mere pocket change. If you don't believe me, go to your local supermarket, convenience store, or drug store and check it out. You won't be sorry.
U is for Utopian ideal. If the whole world would only start eating Reese's NutRageous Bars, there would finally be peace on earth.
Okay, I'll admit it. Maybe I'm going overboard a little bit in this. But really, they are the best thing on earth!